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01) Don't lick spark plugs
02) Don't urinate on people
03) Love with all of your heart
04) Don't give a fuck what other people think about you
05) Eat fatty foods; they taste good. If someone calls you fat, pull out a chocolate bar and say "sure as hell I am"
06) Don't pee uphill if you have holes in your shoes
07) Take your shoes off somewhere random just to feel what's around. Make sure there's no glass
08) Sing as loudly in the shower as you can; you sound better in there no matter who you are
09) Bring back Socks and Sandals
10) Fall asleep at your computer
11) Put your headphones on and sing along on a crowded street
12) See how long you can hold your breath underwater; don't drown
13) Don't taste the shampoo to see if it tastes as good as it smells; it doesn't
14) Chew with your mouth closed
15¬) Start a food fight, but not when the school principle/ vice principle/ school grounds keeper is around
16) Jump in a lake with your shoes and socks on
17) Stand in the rain in just your underwear
18) If you like sports, audition for a play; if you like acting, try out for sports. Unless you're lazy… and uncoordinated
19) Close your eyes and walk around your house; bet you don't know it as well as you thought
20) Start a stupid rumor about yourself; not someone else
21) Trip over your own feet
22) Tell the guy you love him
23) Tell the girl you hate her
24) Eat lots of cheese
25) Disney movies are your friends; admit it to everyone
26) Don't try to scrape gum off of the sidewalks unless you're paid… and it's your job
27) Don't lick swing sets… or any playground structure for that matter
28) Don't poop in the pool
29) Run as fast as you can into a wall… brace yourself first
30) Poke the bruise
31) Chase after someone even when they say they want nothing to do with you
32) Some things you just can't "forgive and forget"
33) Refrain from standing on the roof with a golf club if there's a thunderstorm
34) Don't take your shirt off at Disney World unless your in a pool… and only sometimes is that okay (yeah, I'm talking to the guys with boobs)
35) Make your boyfriends shave their armpits. For all of us, please
36) If the meat has been sitting on the counter for more than 24 hours, throw it away
37) Drink from the carton… when no one can see
38) Eh, who cares? Let everyone see
39) Don't try to do the worm if you know you can't. At least not in front of people you don't know
40) Dip celery into cream frosting; it's good
41) Name your babies before you get married
42) Change them once you do
43) Pretend you're famous; conduct an interview with yourself
44) Write a list of tips you have for other people
45) Try to follow them
46) Donuts are good
47) Make friends with the people who work at your favorite restaurant
48) Bowl with the bumpers; you get a better score
49) Play "Apples to Apples" when you've had to much sugar
50) At a sleepover, don't think the person next to you is your dog and pet him/her
51) Try to drink Root Beer upside down
52) Don't try to snort Diet Coka-Cola through a straw because you want to "snort coke". It hurts. Again, you're just gonna have to trust me
53) Leave the cap off of the tooth-paste if you wanna
54) Go on a shopping spree in the Dollar Store
55) Don't discourage little kids who like to run around naked/in underwear
56) Find some place far from where you live where you know no one and pretend to be someone else for a day. Accents make it better
57) Sleep until noon
58) Or later
59) Don't wear thongs, floss with them (MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T USED)
60) Pose on the kiddie rides at the mall
61) Don't pierce something stupid
62) Try not to eat road kill
63) Try on the ugliest clothes in the store you can find. Take pictures
64) Pretend you're prom queen
65) Find the man of your dreams
66) Get your heart broken at least once; then you'll know how much better it is when you find the real thing
67) Don't get married to young
68) Unless you find the perfect person
69) 69% or people find something perverted in anything you say…
70) Don't get pregnant
71) If you can't take care of it, give it up for adoption
72) Don't move away from your friends and family for a job
73) Take some stuffz out o' da 'fridge 'n' make yo'self somethin' ta eat!
74) Make a fool of yourself at Open Mic Night; go back next week and do a good job
75) Get kicked out of a restaurant; make sure it's not your favorite; you might not be welcomed back
76) Don't bet your last dollar if you're not sure you're going to win
77) Bathrooms in gas stations are for peeing, not mating
78) If you have to pee, go pee
79) Flirt with someone you don't like who doesn't like you
80) Try not to break bones
81) Take a coloring book and color everything the "wrong" color
82) Eat a pineapple on Wednesday
83) Cut the pineapple first
84) Make grass angles if you can't find any snow
85) Only make half the brownie mix into brownies; eat the rest as brownie soup
86) If you're tired, go to sleep
87) Don't masturbate in public
88) Drive 88 miles an hour… you never know
89) Use condoms
90) Spend money you don't have
91) Play "The Penis Game" and win… always
92) Joke around with a pole… in a private place
93) Don't drink and drive
94) Scream at inanimate objects
95) If you're at a party with good friends, you don't need drugs
96) Spend an hour and a half on a trampoline
97) Live out "The Lazy Song"
98) Call a friend crying. If they talk to you they're a good friend; if they ask to come over they're a great friend; if they cry along with you, they're a best friend
99) Don't beat up your ex, beat up your friends'; they'll return the favor
100) Love the life you life; live the life you love
02) Don't urinate on people
03) Love with all of your heart
04) Don't give a fuck what other people think about you
05) Eat fatty foods; they taste good. If someone calls you fat, pull out a chocolate bar and say "sure as hell I am"
06) Don't pee uphill if you have holes in your shoes
07) Take your shoes off somewhere random just to feel what's around. Make sure there's no glass
08) Sing as loudly in the shower as you can; you sound better in there no matter who you are
09) Bring back Socks and Sandals
10) Fall asleep at your computer
11) Put your headphones on and sing along on a crowded street
12) See how long you can hold your breath underwater; don't drown
13) Don't taste the shampoo to see if it tastes as good as it smells; it doesn't
14) Chew with your mouth closed
15¬) Start a food fight, but not when the school principle/ vice principle/ school grounds keeper is around
16) Jump in a lake with your shoes and socks on
17) Stand in the rain in just your underwear
18) If you like sports, audition for a play; if you like acting, try out for sports. Unless you're lazy… and uncoordinated
19) Close your eyes and walk around your house; bet you don't know it as well as you thought
20) Start a stupid rumor about yourself; not someone else
21) Trip over your own feet
22) Tell the guy you love him
23) Tell the girl you hate her
24) Eat lots of cheese
25) Disney movies are your friends; admit it to everyone
26) Don't try to scrape gum off of the sidewalks unless you're paid… and it's your job
27) Don't lick swing sets… or any playground structure for that matter
28) Don't poop in the pool
29) Run as fast as you can into a wall… brace yourself first
30) Poke the bruise
31) Chase after someone even when they say they want nothing to do with you
32) Some things you just can't "forgive and forget"
33) Refrain from standing on the roof with a golf club if there's a thunderstorm
34) Don't take your shirt off at Disney World unless your in a pool… and only sometimes is that okay (yeah, I'm talking to the guys with boobs)
35) Make your boyfriends shave their armpits. For all of us, please
36) If the meat has been sitting on the counter for more than 24 hours, throw it away
37) Drink from the carton… when no one can see
38) Eh, who cares? Let everyone see
39) Don't try to do the worm if you know you can't. At least not in front of people you don't know
40) Dip celery into cream frosting; it's good
41) Name your babies before you get married
42) Change them once you do
43) Pretend you're famous; conduct an interview with yourself
44) Write a list of tips you have for other people
45) Try to follow them
46) Donuts are good
47) Make friends with the people who work at your favorite restaurant
48) Bowl with the bumpers; you get a better score
49) Play "Apples to Apples" when you've had to much sugar
50) At a sleepover, don't think the person next to you is your dog and pet him/her
51) Try to drink Root Beer upside down
52) Don't try to snort Diet Coka-Cola through a straw because you want to "snort coke". It hurts. Again, you're just gonna have to trust me
53) Leave the cap off of the tooth-paste if you wanna
54) Go on a shopping spree in the Dollar Store
55) Don't discourage little kids who like to run around naked/in underwear
56) Find some place far from where you live where you know no one and pretend to be someone else for a day. Accents make it better
57) Sleep until noon
58) Or later
59) Don't wear thongs, floss with them (MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T USED)
60) Pose on the kiddie rides at the mall
61) Don't pierce something stupid
62) Try not to eat road kill
63) Try on the ugliest clothes in the store you can find. Take pictures
64) Pretend you're prom queen
65) Find the man of your dreams
66) Get your heart broken at least once; then you'll know how much better it is when you find the real thing
67) Don't get married to young
68) Unless you find the perfect person
69) 69% or people find something perverted in anything you say…
70) Don't get pregnant
71) If you can't take care of it, give it up for adoption
72) Don't move away from your friends and family for a job
73) Take some stuffz out o' da 'fridge 'n' make yo'self somethin' ta eat!
74) Make a fool of yourself at Open Mic Night; go back next week and do a good job
75) Get kicked out of a restaurant; make sure it's not your favorite; you might not be welcomed back
76) Don't bet your last dollar if you're not sure you're going to win
77) Bathrooms in gas stations are for peeing, not mating
78) If you have to pee, go pee
79) Flirt with someone you don't like who doesn't like you
80) Try not to break bones
81) Take a coloring book and color everything the "wrong" color
82) Eat a pineapple on Wednesday
83) Cut the pineapple first
84) Make grass angles if you can't find any snow
85) Only make half the brownie mix into brownies; eat the rest as brownie soup
86) If you're tired, go to sleep
87) Don't masturbate in public
88) Drive 88 miles an hour… you never know
89) Use condoms
90) Spend money you don't have
91) Play "The Penis Game" and win… always
92) Joke around with a pole… in a private place
93) Don't drink and drive
94) Scream at inanimate objects
95) If you're at a party with good friends, you don't need drugs
96) Spend an hour and a half on a trampoline
97) Live out "The Lazy Song"
98) Call a friend crying. If they talk to you they're a good friend; if they ask to come over they're a great friend; if they cry along with you, they're a best friend
99) Don't beat up your ex, beat up your friends'; they'll return the favor
100) Love the life you life; live the life you love
Literature
19 Years Old
I was just nineteen years old
When I cut myself in two
The boy I wanted them to see
And the boy they never knew
Hid my hollow bones away
I've been hiding ever since
Yes, you may see the odd smile
But only ever a glimpse
But my heart was never broken
It was born in several pieces
And with every passing year
The size of the segments decreases
I was just nineteen years old
When I died for the first time
I did not cope so well
With leaving my childhood behind
I didn't want to face up
To these wretched bent back blues
But will I give in to the struggle?
No, with respect I refuse
See my grandfather gave me
The stubborn heart o
Literature
Well...
Well, you're not anorexic. So you must be fat.
A fat, ugly person.
Well, you fit in with the crowd. You must be a fake.
A fake wannabe.
Well, you're happy. What are you hiding?
You've got to be hiding something.
Well, you're sad. You must be emo.
An emo attention seeker.
Well, you're popular. So you must be a jerk.
Why would anyone like you in the first place?
Well, you're quiet. You must be a nobody.
Nobody at all.
Well, you're you.
What else could go wrong?
Literature
You're Not?
You're anorexic if you're thin
You're not? Then you're obese.
If you're different, you're insane
You're not? Then you're a fake.
If you're happy, you're hiding something.
You're not? You must be emo.
If you're dating, you're a slut.
You're not? You must have no friends.
If you're popular, you're a jerk.
You're not? You're a nobody.
If you're quiet, you must be disabled.
You're not? You obnoxious freak.
If you're you, you're wrong.
You're not?
Then you must be perfect.
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This is adorableee.
I'd go for one about cheating
Trying shit you never thought you would -of the legal sort-
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I'd go for one about cheating
Trying shit you never thought you would -of the legal sort-
Idunno,Ican'twait.Thisisgreat.